Orchestrating the perfect erotic Valentine’s Day

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d love to shag the arse off you!

Ok, that’s pretty direct, but we all know there’s more to Valentine’s Day than hearts and flowers. For a Valentine’s Day to remember opt for a blend of affection and tenderness, mixed with mischief, sex, and fun.

Dinner and drinks

You could kick off your Valentine’s celebrations with that date night classic, dinner and drinks. It’s easy to get in the mood with a candlelit three-course meal and bottle of fizz at a swish restaurant, but there’s more than one way to get loved up.

Pack a basket with a blanket, tasty treats, and a bottle of vino for a picnic-a-deux in the great outdoors. Be it under a tree at your local park, next to a firepit on the beach, or the lawn in your backyard, you can find a secluded spot and enjoy nibbling on your goodies (and each other).

Alternatively, you could cook up a storm in the kitchen, with brunch, lunch, or dinner. You don’t need to be a master chef to pull this one off, the sheer fact you’re willing to try is usually enough to impress. If you’re really bad in the kitchen you can cheat with posh-nosh ready meals or a take-out (just distract your guest by wearing a teeny apron and nowt else)!