Nudes women actually want to see

I remember sitting on the train a few years back, the carriage was crowded with all seats full and people standing in front, behind, and all around me. My phone suddenly pinged into action and as I opened the message I was greeted with a dick pic. A large, close-up photo of my lover’s erect cock (well, I presumed it was his, but I couldn’t be 100% sure). I closed the screen super-fast, but I’m guessing a few of my fellow commuters caught a cheeky glimpse of his bits.

It might sound brutal but I think it’s fair to say some penis owners are lacking in artistic vision when it comes to nude photographs. It’s great to see a stiff, bare cock standing proud, there’s more than one way to show off your naked prowess.

I’m not saying all vagina owners are creative geniuses, and there are plenty of pussy pics floating around, but you’ll find more imaginative and arty nude shots too.

When I got home from my long train journey, I rang my lover and gave him an earful about cock-shot etiquette. Yes, we’d been together for a while and yes, we had sent naked pics before, but this one came out of the blue. Sexting has its place, but nude pics don’t have a place on a busy 6.30 pm commute from London to Birmingham.

Surprise naked photos can be a problem. You might think you’re being playful and flirty by sending a random nude, but…